Da Rules:
01. Cardio.
You will need to out-run the zombie, and this means good shape.
02. Double Tap.
Don't get all stingy with your bullets. One more clean shot to the head.
03. Beware of Bathrooms.
Don't let them catch you with your pants down.
04. Seatbelts.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
07. Travel Light.
It's not just about luggage. Avoid people that are zombies, even before they are zombies.
17. Don't be a hero.
Possibly the most important rule of all.
18. Limber up.
22. When in doubt, know your way out.
23. Ziploc bags.
31. Check the back seat. No one back there but my duffel bag.
32. Enjoy the little things.
36. Sunscreen.
52. Don't be afraid to ask for help.
X. Don't Scare Survivors.
Especially if they have a gun.
MURRAYING • /mUHR-ree-ing/ • Verb. The act of accidentally shooting someone because you think they're a zombie.
Extras:
- Trust no one, just you and me.
- The problem with getting attached to someone, when they leave you, you just feel lost.
- Some rules are meant to be broken.
- Time to nut up or shut up. Fuck this clown.
